August292014

zubat:

If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:

  • Don’t worry about it.

(via coolalgebra)

8PM
“I think that one of these days you’re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you’ve got to start going there.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via chivalry-happens)

(Source: theunquotables, via inwhichifeelallthefeels)

August282014

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via coolalgebra)

2PM
laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via inwhichifeelallthefeels)

2PM

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

(via rhapsody-in-blues)

2PM
12AM
“MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe” "Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

(via coolalgebra)

12AM

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

(via urbancatfitters)

12AM

thesassycat:

*likes your post but secretly likes you*

(Source: thesassycat, via sufferingsam)

August272014
“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.” "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

August262014

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

(via heteroh)

4PM

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4PM

(Source: definitelydope, via rneerkat)

12PM

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via urlannoying)

9AM

hotboyproblems:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

i want 50

(Source: jenkristofu, via iamthewhitegirl)

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